Dating female smokers
Over the years, one particular theme has cropped up repeatedly, how to date Dutch women.The young expats come to me, with tears in their eyes and say, “Shallow man, we have no problem dating Italians, Germans, French, Russians, Latvians and Polish girls.While she might have a taste for high-end fashion, or expensive dining, you know she really only sees these types of things as bonuses – and far from needs. You need a certain level of feng shui, in order to fully enjoy your cypher, and that begins and ends with your soundtrack.Deep down, she’d be just as pleased with a J, a pair of your sweats and some Chinese delivery. I mean, pot smokers get generalized on a daily basis, so, I figured there wouldn’t be much harm in making one more. I’m pretty sure if my girlfriend ever asked me to throw on some “Spitta” or “Jerry,” before lighting up – I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.You’ll think about the things that truly matter to you, and the ones that don’t matter, you’ll forget.
Having lived here since the time when Geert Wilders had normal hair, the Dutch football team were actually capable of winning football matches and Carice Van Houten wasn’t the only Dutch celebrity, a lot of expats see me as a kind of father figure and come to me for advice in many matters.
Although you might’ve spent the better portion of the day bickering with your girl over something you’ll probably forget about, once you both finally settle down, and smoke on something together, you’ll remember why you’re together in the first place: because you're happiest when together. Weed allows you to appreciate the subtle beauties of life, like a day spent walking around in the summer – or a night spent laying on the beach – blasting Tracy Chapman on max volume, blowing Swisher smoke, singing off-key.
As long as the two of you can smoke on something, you’ll never be bored. Weed smokers, by nature, typically aren’t high-maintenance (neither of those puns were intended).
To get anywhere with a Dutch woman you have to be able to understand, respect and tolerate their primary religion which is smoking.
Dutch women worship smoking above just about anything else.