Masturbate on random chats
All the women that we talked to were without a fail crazy bitches, or so it seemed to us.
They wanted to use us "for a night", "as soon as possible", and all that jazz.
We opened an account on a fetish dating site and started our search.
Our plans, however, did not go forward as we had hoped.
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He told her that he was married but had some experience with the scene, given that his wife was very bland sexwise.
He offered to share his experiences and suggested we both join him in a chat room and have a talk.
We both read bisexual stories: she got off on guys dominating other guys, I got my rocks off on various cuckold scenarios.
She was bored and started to exchange messages with him.
Soon, she confessed to him all the troubles we had and our decision to leave the site.
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