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I believe a non-negotiable matter you have to be honest about, is your intentions.

If you just want to sleep around, then be upfront about it.

And divulging this little personal truth – I feel – gives men this preconceived idea I’m a flake, consequently sabotaging the relationship before it’s even had time to start.

So I’m presented with two choices: I can tell the truth, or I can lie. And let’s just say I always choose to ‘fabricate’ the truth.

Never lie when it’s about love, as that’s just a low thing to do.

I’m sure you have, too, but we’re talking about me now. I’ll overthink and question everything to the point it drives me mad until I feel comfortable trusting you, although I rarely reach that point with anyone.

But we should also probably never get to a point where we feel we have to weave a story so intricate we need to keep a notebook in our bag to remind us of what was said.

If you’re telling that many white lies, you need to ask yourself why you feel the need to hide so much about yourself.

I'm busy, I'm sure you're busy, we're both here so we obviously have lost a little hope in finding whatever the fuck it is we're looking for organically, so let's cut through the bullshit and let me tell you all the reasons you probably don’t want to date me to save us both some effort. They’re young and awesome, but get one drop of sugar in them and you’re dealing with a feeding-Gremlins-after-midnight situation. On the plus side, my little guys both have the same baby daddy, so if we get serious, there’s only one dude you have to engage in awkward interactions with. Oh, and my job requires I travel a lot, often at last minute’s notice. I KNOW I promised I’d be your date for dinner with your CEO, but I have to go to Wyoming. When I’m not building forts, stepping in forgotten hairballs, traveling the country or typing furiously on my laptop into the early-morning hours, I’m staring at my phone. I’m a comic, so yes, everything you say and do can and will be used against you on stage in hopes I can make strangers laugh. Related: I have the goddamn mouth of a fucking sailor. Comedy is mostly a man’s world so I’m always surrounded by dudes. And while I act like it’s a burden and I want people to just like me for me, don’t let it fool you, I eat every fucking second of it up. Speaking of, I’m an atheist, and while I’m tolerant of other people’s beliefs, just know I lost respect for you when you began asking an imaginary dude for favors, aka praying.

I’m busy, I’m sure you’re busy, we’re both here so we obviously have lost a little hope in finding whatever the fuck it is we’re looking for organically, so let’s cut through the bullshit and let me tell you all the reasons you probably don’t want to date me to save us both some effort. I’ll be honest, it’s an addiction and if there were a rehab, my family would have had me committed long ago. Most of my friends are guys, and you’re right, they’re probably friends with me in hopes I’ll get drunk and sleep with them. So, even though I hang out and text constantly with dudes who want to bang me, don’t be jealous. Well, let me tell you about the grab bag of emotional damage you’re reaching into. I will only go to church if someone gets married, dies or if, for some reason, they’re selling Manolo Blahniks way cheap from the altar.

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The fact I was too honest made them question my dateability.